Marble Hurts!

Jenna Fischer, from the tv-show "The Office", apparently is quite the clutz. While walking down some marble stairs this past Monday, she slipped and ended up fracturing several bones in her back. YOUCH. According to her rep, Lewis Kay, she's "doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her."

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America's Next Top Model is......the crazy Latina

Damn it! For those of you not in the know, the other night was the "cycle" finale for America's Next Top Model. At the start of the final episode, I was dead set on Rene winning the gold. She had a terrible attitude but she did take some great pictures and did the best commercial during their final challenge (before the runway show).

Unfortunately for her, the judges felt she looked to "mature." Talk about a blow to the ego! Thats really what most people in their 20's want to hear, especially on national TV..."Oh hey you're great and all, but you just look toooooo old." I actually felt a little sorry for her.

So despite the equal performance (at least in my opinion) on the runway, Tyra and her crew decided on Jaslene as the ultimate winner. I was a bit disappointed that the girl with the giant jaw and "dropped on her head as a child" speaking skills actually won over the Rooskie. But alas, Im not a judge....although I should freakin be.

On a side note, is it just me or does Mr. Jay ALWAYS stand with his legs at shoulder width apart? What the hell is with that?!?!?!

Peek a boob

Well Ms. Lohan was caught roughing it in the Bahama's with her man, Callum Best, recently. Unbeknownst to Lindsay, though, was that her nipples wanted a little sun as well! See this is why camera men LOVE high shutter speeds on their cameras. Ya just never know what you're gonna catch!

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Jessica Alba's one nice piece of.....

Jessica Alba was doing a photo shoot last week in Malibu wearing a wet t-shirt and some bikini bottoms. As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words :) So on with the picture!

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Kathy Griffin = LIAR

Remember when Kathy Griffin ate it while exiting a taxi in London? Yeah well apparently it was all a big publicity stunt just to get her some much needed attention. As reported by the NY Post...

Photos of her tumble were posted all over the Internet and in newspapers. "It worked!" Griffin bragged to Page Six. "Part of episode seven is that I do anything to be in the tabs in London. They're very big on pics of celebs falling drunkenly out of cabs. The shot was almost ruined when some nice lady tried to help me!"

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Oh....my.....god

Wow...I mean I can't even believe this is Melanie Griffith, but apparently she was seen shopping in Maui recently and these photos were snapped. Kudo's to the photographer if he didn't wretch a little when he saw those hot hot legs....yeesh.

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I didn't know!!!!!!!

Apparently the serious dry humping of a 15 year old by singer/rapper Akon didn't go over so hot with alot of people. Understandable! A statement was received by TMZ.com from Akon's people saying the following:

"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.

It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.

Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again."

Please, like you honestly give a damn about whether the girl was underage or not. You were too busy giving the ladies a show and you just happen to choose the WRONG lady.

The apology came a little late unfortunately for him as Verizon, upon hearing the news about his mock rape scene, dropped him from their ad campaign which promoted him as one of the artists available on their music download service. SMACK THAT Akon!

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The Terminator on Paris Hilton

As Im sure some may have heard already, there is a petition floating around for Paris Hilton to NOT go to jail. I wont really get into how ridiculous this petition is at the moment, but according to TMZ.com the Governator may be taking a closer look at this "blown out of proportion" situation.

According to the Press Secretary for Arnold, Aaron McLear, the Guv's office is prepared to treat Hilton's request (regarding not going to jail) "no differently than any other request filed to the Governor's office." So it'll just be thrown to the wayside never to be seen again basically? No no of course not :) But McLear continued to add that the Governator only acts in "extraordinary circumstances." When McLear was asked by TMZ reporters if Paris was one of those circumstances, they apparently laughed.

HA! See this is why Arnold and his crew are great. No "girly men" in that camp!

Why does society feel that Paris shouldn't be treated as any other red-blooded person????? Just cause she's a moronic whore doesn't make her exempt from freakin laws!!!!

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To Jail She Goes!

After hearing about her proposed sentence for breaking her probation and continuing to drive her car while on a suspended license, Paris was "hurt." According to her Lawyer, the sentence brought down by the judge (which basically stated that she serve 45 days in jail) was downright "ludicrous." Please, like she's supposed to get some type of special treatment because she's Paris Hilton???? What an ass. I will commend him, though, for continuing the use of such a fantastic word: ludicrous. Keeping it alive after the disappearance of Mike Tyson.

In any case, Team Hilton is still fighting the stupid fight and have managed to break the sentence, although not by much. According to TMZ.com, Paris may have to serve as little as 39 of the 45 days if she shows good behavior. Thats right, a whopping 6 days reprieve if she plays nice. Nice job judge. Keep on sticking it to her!

The judge has also ordered that Paris is to receive "no alternative sentencing," which means no ankle bracelet or community service (she just HAS to serve jail time).

FINALLY someone who is willing to stand up to the idiots in Hollywood who just appear to think they can do whatever the hell they want...just because they are famous. Paris better be careful in jail too, from what I heard on the radio the other day the Ladies in there would do whatever it took just to say they got a piece from Paris Hilton (if you know what Im saying).

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Lindsey's got a runny nose

She's done it again. Lindsey Lohan was taped (via a cell phone camera it appears) snorting concaine at a Hollywood nightclub. I swear to god this girl makes Paris Hilton look like the Queen of freakin England! She can do absolutely NOTHING right!!! It took a staggering 20 flippin days after leaving her most recent visit to the rehand center to fall off the suger hill AGAIN.

Who was the video leaked by? A "friend" of Lindsey's who was in the already cramped bathroom stall of the nightclub where this all took place. I guess whether the friend partook in the snorting is beside the point but what kind of friend does that in the first place? One who wants to get stinky rich in a quick minute thats who. The friend reported she leaked the video because she's worried about her abuse of drugs and all that kind of b.s. COME ON!!! Here's even more of the friends discussion with reporters about Lindey's recent escapades:

"That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, 'Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.' Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn't buy it - she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap."

And to think, I once thought she was hot.


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The Hoff fell off....the wagon

1 Video Camera - $300
1 Video Camera recording tape - $50
1 Order of shitty food from a Fast Food chain - $5

Using your video camera to post footage of your famous father drunk off his beach bum ass on the internet....PRICELESS!

Gunther Hits

In the spirit of educating the world about the Swedish sensation, Gunther, I have found this video from good old You Tube. Prepare yourself for one of Gunther's many international hits "Tuuti Fruti Summer Love"



I swear to you that this guy takes it 100% seriously. He lives & breathes Glamour, Champagne, Sex, & Respect. (*lol*)

The Pleasure Man is Hollywood

Glamour, Champagne, Sex, and Respect!

Thats right, the Swedish pop sensation Gunther will be playing one night only at Jimmy's Lounge in Hollywood, California. Some of you might be saying, "Who is this Gunther?" Well I only wish I could put it into words :) I highly suggest a visit to the Pleasure Man's domain to check out everything that is Gunther.

Otherwise, for you fans out there. You might want to grab some tickets to the show cause they most likely will sell out. This event was announced on one of the local radio stations that has comedically idolized this guy for the past 6 months. Considering the thousands of listeners who loved him from that point on, tickets may go fast. Regular admission is only $20 but for and extra $15 you can get "VIP" tickets which provide access to not only the show but a photo and autograph session with Gunther and his Sunshine Girls!! Awesome.

Hope to see some of you there

Kathy Griffin says "Hello" to the streets of London

As Arnold Schwartzennegar stated in the movie Twins, "I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy!"

The pavement was indeed Kathy's enemy this day. The self-proclaimed D-List comedian was exiting her vehicle in London and down she went. Not sure whether she was hurt or not nor do I care, but Im sure all the plastic parts she's so proud of protected her enough from the big bad blacktop.



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Damn its cold

Well at least it was for Victoria Beckham! While cruising through LAX recently she was sporting this lovely top that...well...didn't leave much to the imagination (if ya know what Im saying!). I wont complain ;)

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