Damn its cold

Well at least it was for Victoria Beckham! While cruising through LAX recently she was sporting this lovely top that...well...didn't leave much to the imagination (if ya know what Im saying!). I wont complain ;)

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Spidey Senses Tingling

Apparently Spiderman star Toby Maguire had a flash back to his Spidey role recently in Paris while walking back to his hotel. Word on the street is that a somewhat over zealous camera-man shoved a camera into his face to get a shot of the celeb. Toby, doing what any normal person with half a brain would do, smacked it away dropping the camera to the floor.

Just watch the vid!

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Rosie is out

TMZ.com has confirmed that Rosie is leaving "The View." By now she has probably already announced it since the show has aired but for those that have a regular job, I'd thought I'd let you know.

One annoying hen gone, only 3 more to go.

Hasta la vista...Rosie

Rumors are flying about that Rosie is going to "resign" (yeah right...she's tired of being made the butt of people's jokes, no pun intended) from "The View". I guess there really is a God!

Just one less old dragon that the rest of society doesn't have to listen to on an already ridiculous show. Good riddens I say!

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Just like her restaurant...J. Lo is over-rated

J. Ho...oops I mean J. Lo isn't quite the popular Latina she used to be here in the States, but apparently she's all the rage in Russia. At least for $2 million she'd better damn be.

A Russian tycoon has reportedly paid the large sum of change to have the big-cheeked celeb perform at his wife's 30th birthday party. Thankfully for J. Lo she only has to travel to the U.K. where the Russian Banker's wife will be throwing the shindig.

The fee's were broken down to $1.2 million for J. Lo herself, then $800,000 for her entourage and other random fees. $800k for her "entourage"??????? I just wish I could ride the tails of someones sucess and be a useless part of their little personal fan club. Have me hold the "krunk cup" or something I dont give a shit...but pay me extreme amounts of money to do it!

The Apology

As with all Celebs caught in the act, it is only a matter of time before the damage control unit is in full effect. Well Alec Baldwin surely doesn't disappoint. As posted on his official website, he has responded to all the outrage regarding his ridiculous actions towards his daughter. Read on and try not to roll your eyes...

"Thank you to everyone who has posted messages of suppport and understanding. Naturally, it is not best for a parent to lose their temper with their child. Everyone who knows me privately knows that I have endured a great deal over the last several years in my custody litigation.

Everyone who knows me privately knows that certain people will go to any lengths to embarass me and to disrupt my relationship with my daughter. In such public cases, your opponents attempt to take a picture of you on your worst day and insist that this is who you are as a person.

Outside the doors of divorce court, I have friends, I have respect from people I work with and I have a normal relationship with my daughter. All of that is threatened whenever one enters a court room.

Although I have been told by numerous people not to worry too much, as all parents lose their patience with their kids, I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child.

I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now. You have to go through this to understand. ( Although I hope you never do.)

I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated, which had deliberately been put under seal in this case. Once my book is published, I'm sure more people will understand the incredible strains created by parental alienation.

In the meantime, I'm sorry to anyone who's taken offense from this episode."

I couldn't even get to Alec's official site the other day because it was so bogged with users.
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Another Baldwin disaster

Alec Baldwin is quite the busy fellow these days; working the fans, sitting for interviews, and oh yeah YELLING AT HIS DAUGHTER. Besides the unwarranted (seemingly) tirade about his 11 year olds mother, Kim Basinger, Alec called his daughter (Ireland) a "thoughtless little pig."

According to TMZ.com, who seemingly was the first to release the unedited message, a Los Angeles Judge heard the recording and immediately suspended Alec's visitation rights. Duh....

Kim Basinger's lawyer, Neal Hersh, also decided to chime in on the situation:

"There is much I can say and have said in the past regarding Mr. Baldwin's responsibility for the relationship between him and his daughter Ireland...I am concerned that Mr. Baldwin's recent statement, wherein he attempts to shift responsibility to Kim and her lawyers for his issues with Ireland, shows just how out of touch he is with the reality and gravity of the situation."

I wonder if a certain song by Prodigy was playing in the background while he was yellin at her?????

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Its good to be Shia LaBeouf

I dont know what it is about this kid but he's definitely quite the up and comer. His most recent movie, "Disturbia", grossed over $20 million its opening weekend, which suffice to say is a large sum of money for this movie season. Critics have been considerate of the film and it appears to still be running strong. But Shia's been pretty damn busy if you think about it.

Ever since his very minor role as Will Smith's little vagrant friend in "I, Robot", he's had increasingly larger roles:

1 - Keanu Reeve's sidekick in "Constantine"
2 - Star of "Disturbia"
3 - Star of "Transformers"
4 - Co-Star of Harrison Ford in the upcoming release of the 4th Indiana Jones film (2008)

SO hats off to little Shia. Good to see that working for the Disney Channel doesnt screw people up beyond belief (*ahem* Britney Spears *ahem*)

The Governator Pimps a Ride

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On Sunday, April 22, MTV will air an "earth friendly" episode of its popular series "Pimp My Ride." Since Arnold is so focused on the green effort recently, I guess he wanted to make a special appearance on the show. Considering the show is filmed in California (GAS Motorsports is near Los Angeles) it probably wasn't that hard to pull some strings.

In any case, besides throwing in some ridiculous LCD monitors, interior, and a TERRIBLE paint job (honestly the paint jobs on these cars are horrific, who the hell would drive it in public?), Xzibit and Arnold take an old Chevy Impala and update it with an 800 hp diesel engine. 800 hp = earth friendly???

I seriously hope this thing runs on bio-diesel cause 800hp of diesel smoke doesn't seem to conjure up images of green trees and animals...

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Akon is really smackin it

Apparently singer/artist Akon really takes his songs to heart! While perfoming at a nightclub in Port of Spain last week, Akon brought an unsuspecting fan up on stage and proceeded to bang away like a horny bull. It was a dry humping extravaganza...dont believe me? Check it out:



So question to you dads out there: what would you do if your daughter said "I have front row tickets to Akon!!!" Chain her to a pipe in the crawl space? Yeah that should be sufficient.

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Will Ferrell's "The Landlord"

In order to promote his new online venture (Funny or Die), madman Will Ferrell created this little video short with one of his buddies. Enjoy!



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No Dodger Dogs for Sanjaya

Poor poor Sanjaya. I really hope for his future's sake that he has something to fall back on besides singing because the way things are going, if he wins he might as well consider it a loss. Continuing America's hatred for the wanna-be star, the lovely Dodger baseball fans of Los Angeles proudly boo-ed at the Idol contestant during a game recently. Apparently someone spotted his ridiculous hair (admittedly not rooster like that day) and a camera crew ran over to slap his face up on the big screen.

Thats when the boo's started. Honestly, though, who the hell wouldn't boo? Not that Im an Idol fan (well past the first few weeks Im not...watching people make asses out of themselves on national TV is da coolest!) but this guy CANT SING yet he's still come this far.

What does this prove folks? America is stupid.

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The Rag is dry....for now

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