Just like her restaurant...J. Lo is over-rated

J. Ho...oops I mean J. Lo isn't quite the popular Latina she used to be here in the States, but apparently she's all the rage in Russia. At least for $2 million she'd better damn be.

A Russian tycoon has reportedly paid the large sum of change to have the big-cheeked celeb perform at his wife's 30th birthday party. Thankfully for J. Lo she only has to travel to the U.K. where the Russian Banker's wife will be throwing the shindig.

The fee's were broken down to $1.2 million for J. Lo herself, then $800,000 for her entourage and other random fees. $800k for her "entourage"??????? I just wish I could ride the tails of someones sucess and be a useless part of their little personal fan club. Have me hold the "krunk cup" or something I dont give a shit...but pay me extreme amounts of money to do it!